07 June 2007

Backyard Bliss

To add insult to injury, we decided the inside of our house hasn't been punishment enough so we let the outside take a turn. To begin with, our neighbors informed us that prior to our purchase our backyard was a graveyard for old vehicles...cars, vans, boats, etc. This would explain the springs, parts, and random oil cans we found. It also must have been party central because we have more broken beer bottles and bottle tops back there than a you'd find at a redneck firing range! It was as if the backyard had been booby-trapped! Because of the total neglect, a small forest had sprung up as well and had to be whacked back. We took down 6-7 major trees--we meaning Dan and I to begin with and a professional Tree company once we wised up! The below pics are of the yard after Dan and I had cut down four big trees and after the tree company had taken down 2 of the 4 they were working on. (Note: We have yet to tackle the garage...that is a renovation that will have to wait!)




After we took down the trees we still had to "clear" the land. We fearlessly waded in and began weeding, digging, and raking. The "forest" we took down seemed to have a firmer grip on the ground than we anticipated and I am still having nightmares about all the roots we dug up! We have to a lot of work to put in the lawn, so in the meantime we decided to plant a garden in the freshly tilled dirt patch we had. Dan and I both love gardens and we planted with a vengeance--peas, carrots, green beans, green peppers, corn, cucumbers, potatoes, and several kinds of tomatoes. We also did a little bit of planning and planted two varieties of raspberries and 4 trees--peach, apricot, honeycrisp apple, and a golden delicious apple. We won't have anything from them til next year...



Dan in his attempt to conquer the tangle and maze of roots and vines that had run rampant for the twenty years prior to our occupancy! As you can see in from the pile in the next picture...although the trees were down the roots will take us years to excavate completely.





The grand finale! The kids are posing in front of the "Feldman Family Farm" as our backyard neighbor, Dave, calls it. You also get a great view of our neighbor's garden. She is first generation immigrant from Italy and has mob connections (seriously!)....but her Spaghetti and Meatballs are fabulous!

06 June 2007

Overheard...

Carson's Friend: Why don't you guys have any more kids?

Carson: Because my Mom told my Dad she was ALL DONE having babies.

Carson's Friend: Oh.

Carson: Yah, I have to be the baby forever....

24 May 2007

Working Girl?

Setting - The Feldman Bathroom
Time - 7:45pm

The scene opens with Carson just emerging from a shower into the waiting towel being held by his mother.

Carson - "Mommy, you look like a working girl."

Mommy (shocked, but calm) - "Why do you say that, Bud?"

Carson (stepping onto the bathrug) - "You know Mom, the girls that work at night."

Mommy (carefully helping to dry the boy) - "Really, where did you hear about them?"

Carson (stopping to look at his Mom) - "From you Mommy, you know...you always wear your work clothes at night when we go to bed."

Mommy - "What are my 'work clothes'?"

Carson - "The painting clothes Mom...the ones that are all dirty and painted."

Scene closes with Mom doing everything she can to remain composed as she hurries the boy off to his room to dress. Mom is grateful that the four year old boy does not know anything about the "other" working girls!

23 May 2007

Announcement!

I can now say that I have cleaned out the front flower bed! (See previous post)

21 May 2007

Walking on Sunshine...

What's different...
is the house ready for inspection? No
is the lawn mowed? No
has my cold gone away? NO!!!
are my children obeying my every command? No
are the beds made? No
are the bathrooms clean? No
is the laundry done and put away? No
am i caught up at work? No
is my lesson ready for Sunday? No
is my bedroom organized? No
is my contractor on time? No
am i caught up at work? NO
have i read the Ensign? No
have i finished the moulding? No
are the floors vacuumed? No
is the painting finished? No
is my husband home before 1am? No
is the floor swept? No
are the bags under my eyes going away? No
AM I CAUGHT UP AT WORK??? Not only no but...Heck NO!
have I changed the oil in the car? No
have I cleaned out the front flower bed? No
have I written my thank-you notes? No
are the shoes put away? No
have I caught up on my e-mails? No
etc, etc, etc...



But the sun has been shining and no matter how long my list grows I'm walking on sunshine!!! I can't help but feel happy and ready to face my ever growing and unending list of "to dos". I remember now why I loved living in Texas...it certainly wasn't the scenery, although it was pretty in places, but there seemed to be an unending supply of sunshine. I have a sneaking suspicion that I could really love NY if only the sun would shine like it has the past few weeks! I won't jinx our weather and will promptly end this post and "knock on wood".

14 May 2007

Who Me???

Since we have lived here I have made lots of appointments with new DR.'s, Car Repair, and of course contractors. Everyone seems to have a hard time spelling the name of the street I live on. Now in the village I live in N. Barry Ave is one of the "main" roads so I have always wondered why this is so difficult for people. While scheduling 2 much needed Dr. appointments I was informed why...

Receptionist: Address Mam...

Me: N. Barry Ave

Recep: Now is that spelled B, E, R, R, I, E?

Me: No, B, A, R, R, Y (to myself...why can't she spell this???)

Recep: Oh Barry! It was your accent!

ACCENT? Are you kidding me? (this lady had a thick NY accent by the way) Well I've always loved people with an accent...southern "ya'll", proper English, Australian, even Canadian "Eh!". Now I guess I do.

11 May 2007

Tagged...

I have been "tagged" and here are a few tidbits about me...

* I LOVE hot tamales and Mike and Ike's

* I have to eat them in twos....OCD!!! Seriously, I can't eat them one at a time.

* Not only do I have to eat them in twos, but if I am eating Mike & Ike's they have to be the same color. I eat all the odds first so that I can consume the rest in pairs. It is like this for any candy that comes in a variety of colors...Skittles, M&Ms, etc. (I guess I'm like Noah's ark that way...)

* I love to garden and have a secret wish of owning my own nursery.

* I don't like calling people, but I love to talk on the phone.

* Although it is hard to believe--especially for me, I was once very smart. I graduated in the top 1% of my class from (then) Ricks College and was asked to give the commencement address. My intellectual stamina remained high while at Utah State where I also graduated in the top 1% of my class with a degree in History--very useful.

* Since having children, I have NO claim on intelligence or memory so don't assume anything. Dan is now the official "smarty pants" in the family.

* I love to read...but I really love Jane Austen's works and the Anne of Green Gables books. I reread them every year (I think I have read Pride & Prejudice 15 times at least...just don't ask me to recall all the details--see previous comment)



* My favorite place to visit is Williamsburg, VA...I LOVE colonial American and British History...note the cute drummers pictured above. (I have to say this would only be true without children...they don't seem to stay in one place long enough for me to enjoy it.)




* One of my favorite movie series is Horatio Hornblower....love it! (check A&E for the DVDS)

* I love ballet and still dance around the house when no one is looking...Ok, my kids see me sometimes.

* I don't have time for much TV anymore, but I do have one crazy addiction...The Office....my other favorite, I am embarrassed to admit, is "how its made" on the discovery channel. (I know I am a nerd.)





* I was on the women's rowing team for Wharton while Dan and I were in Philly and it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. We even won our race!

* I love to go shopping--especially with my Mom and Sisters because we are all MARATHON shoppers. I almost shiver when I get a "great" bargain.

* I have been known to watch a NASCAR race now and again. (I try to hide my pinkneck--not quite red--in public)

I would now like to tag Julie, Christy, and Liz & Joe...