24 May 2007

Working Girl?

Setting - The Feldman Bathroom
Time - 7:45pm

The scene opens with Carson just emerging from a shower into the waiting towel being held by his mother.

Carson - "Mommy, you look like a working girl."

Mommy (shocked, but calm) - "Why do you say that, Bud?"

Carson (stepping onto the bathrug) - "You know Mom, the girls that work at night."

Mommy (carefully helping to dry the boy) - "Really, where did you hear about them?"

Carson (stopping to look at his Mom) - "From you Mommy, you know...you always wear your work clothes at night when we go to bed."

Mommy - "What are my 'work clothes'?"

Carson - "The painting clothes Mom...the ones that are all dirty and painted."

Scene closes with Mom doing everything she can to remain composed as she hurries the boy off to his room to dress. Mom is grateful that the four year old boy does not know anything about the "other" working girls!

6 comments:

The Roses said...

I can't stop laughing, that is the best!

The Professor said...

Jen...That is so funny! We couldn't stop laughing. Carson is such a cutie! love ya, melissa & dave

jenafeldman said...

Melissa and Dave!!! Yay! Hope you are doing well guys...

The Professor said...

We are doing very well. Looking to move to Texas soon:) Hopefully we can come and visit soon! ~Melissa:)

jenafeldman said...

PLEASE write and tell ALL!!!!! You need a blog...

Amanda Neilson said...

Too Funny!